JUST LAUGH
Student teacher Dimag Jokes
Teacher to Boy :- Ek taraf paisa hai aur Ek taraf dimag Kya Loge
Boy to Teacher ;- Paisa
Teacher to boy :- Galat agar mai hoti to mai dimag leti
Boy to teacher :- Jiske paas jo nahi he vo Wahi leta hai
Smart Thinking
Daag Ache he
Girl kisses a boy on his face and the boy gets marks of lipstick on his face
Girl says I am sorry u got a mark on your face
Boy says No problem Kuch acha karne se agar daag lag jaye to Daag Ache he
Sardar Jokes
Sardar :- tum baby ko kya pilati ho
Biwi :- doodh aur orange juice
Sardar :- oye galat bath tune kabhi bataya nahi orange juice kis side se aata hai
Sahyari for best college friends
Shayad phir wo milne ki taqdir mil jaye, jivan ke wo hansi pal mil jaye chal phir se baithe class ki wo last bench pe shayad wapas puraane dost mil jaye
Lover Jokes
Boy says to a Girl :- I love you
Girl saya :- meri chappal ka size pata hai kya
Boy says :- Oh ho Propose Kiya nahi ki gift mangna bhi suru …..
Jokes on CA
Ca ki wife : Ji, ye inflation kya he…?
CA : pehle tu 36-24-36 thi ab 42-40-48 he, ab tere paas pehle se zyada he fri bhi teri value kam hai Yehi Inflation hai
Teacher Jokes
Teacher :- What is a fine
Student :- fine is a tax for doing wrong
Teacher :- OK what is a Tax
Student :- a tax is a fine for doing right
Love jokes
What is 1+4+3
I+Love+You
I+Like+You
I+kiss+You
I+Miss +You
Wrong
1+4+3 = 8
Bosss maths pe dhyan romance pe nahi
Woman jokes
Man :- Sir my wife is missing
Postman :- yeh post office hai police station nahi
Man :- Oh sorry Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau kuch samaj me nahi aaa raha
Marwadi Jokes
Marwadi donates blood to a marvadi and the arab gifts him a Mercedes
Again the marvadi donates blood to the same arab
But now the arab gives him a choclate :
WHY ????????
As now the arab has marwadi blood in him now
Stitching miscommunications
Pahle hath me lo phir muh me lo phir thuk lagao phir sidha karo phir hole me dalo
Uffffffffff :- Kitna mushkil he sui me dhaga dalna
Maths theory
A cute letter by a little kid who hates maths
Dear maths
Please grow up soon and try and solve your own problems as we have our own probleme
Don’t depend on others for solving your problems it is a bad habbit
Thanks
Word jokes
Mu aur gu me kya relation hai
Dirty mind
Russia me mu ko life bolte hai aur Africa me gu ko Khushi kehte hai
Hum dua karte hai ke aapke mu me hamesha gu rahe
Cuteness Jokes
Hight of cuteness : 1 baccha apne maa se pitne ke baad apne papa se kehta hai “ papa tumhari biwi se ab mera gusara nahi ho sakta , Muje ab meri biwi chaiye..
