Mind blowing Jokes for the Month Smile please

JUST LAUGH

Student teacher Dimag Jokes

Teacher to Boy :- Ek taraf paisa hai aur Ek taraf dimag Kya Loge

Boy to Teacher ;- Paisa

Teacher to boy :- Galat agar mai hoti to mai dimag leti

Boy to teacher :- Jiske paas jo nahi he vo Wahi leta hai


Smart Thinking



Daag Ache he

Girl kisses a boy on his face and the boy gets marks of lipstick on his face

Girl says I am sorry u got a mark on your face

Boy says No problem Kuch acha karne se agar daag lag jaye to Daag Ache he



Sardar Jokes

Sardar :- tum baby ko kya pilati ho

Biwi :- doodh aur orange juice

Sardar :- oye galat bath tune kabhi bataya nahi orange juice kis side se aata hai


Sahyari for best college friends

Shayad phir wo milne ki taqdir mil jaye, jivan ke wo hansi pal mil jaye chal phir se baithe class ki wo last bench pe shayad wapas puraane dost mil jaye








Lover Jokes

Boy says to a Girl :- I love you

Girl saya :- meri chappal ka size pata hai kya

Boy says :- Oh ho Propose Kiya nahi ki gift mangna bhi suru …..


Jokes on CA

Ca ki wife : Ji, ye inflation kya he…?

CA : pehle tu 36-24-36 thi ab 42-40-48 he, ab tere paas pehle se zyada he fri bhi teri value kam hai Yehi Inflation hai


Teacher Jokes

Teacher :- What is a fine

Student :- fine is a tax for doing wrong

Teacher :- OK what is a Tax

Student :- a tax is a fine for doing right


Love jokes

What is 1+4+3

I+Love+You

I+Like+You

I+kiss+You

I+Miss +You


Wrong

1+4+3 = 8
Bosss maths pe dhyan romance pe nahi


Woman jokes

Man :- Sir my wife is missing

Postman :- yeh post office hai police station nahi

Man :- Oh sorry Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau kuch samaj me nahi aaa raha




Marwadi Jokes

Marwadi donates blood to a marvadi and the arab gifts him a Mercedes

Again the marvadi donates blood to the same arab

But now the arab gives him a choclate :

WHY ????????

As now the arab has marwadi blood in him now



Stitching miscommunications

Pahle hath me lo phir muh me lo phir thuk lagao phir sidha karo phir hole me dalo



Uffffffffff :- Kitna mushkil he sui me dhaga dalna


Maths theory

A cute letter by a little kid who hates maths

Dear maths

Please grow up soon and try and solve your own problems as we have our own probleme
Don’t depend on others for solving your problems it is a bad habbit

Thanks

Word jokes

Mu aur gu me kya relation hai

Dirty mind

Russia me mu ko life bolte hai aur Africa me gu ko Khushi kehte hai

Hum dua karte hai ke aapke mu me hamesha gu rahe




Cuteness Jokes

Hight of cuteness : 1 baccha apne maa se pitne ke baad apne papa se kehta hai “ papa tumhari biwi se ab mera gusara nahi ho sakta , Muje ab meri biwi chaiye..

3 Idiots Jokes

RANCHO :- In cricket 1 over me kitne ball feke jate hai
VIRUS :- Six
RANCHO :- Galat
Jawab He 1 over me 1 hi ball 6 baar feke jate hai


THINK DIFFERENT AND CREATIVE

Professor Jokes

History sir was on leave so science sir was asked to set history paper

The very first question shocked students
Guess what

Question Number 1
Describe Jhansi Ki Rani with a Neat Diagram and label all its parts

A person must be asked to so what he is specialised in

Laila and Majnu Jokes

Fact and Joke which all go through in everyday life

Laila :- Stop Looking at Girls, you are committed now
Majnu :- If i am on diet that does not mean that i cant look at the Menu

Boys are always admirers of beauty no matter what

New Slab rates as per Union Budget 2010-11

FM Pranab Mukherjee has revised the Income Tax rates which is a huge benifit to Common man the new slabs are as below.

Slab
No tax for income up to Rs 1.6 lakh

For income between Rs 1.6-5 lakh, the tax liability will be 10 per cent

For income between 5 lakh - 8 lakh, the tax liability will be 20 per cent

Individuals with income of above 8 lakh will have tax liability of 30 per cent.


So this a budget that has made the common man happy and a reason to spend. so guys just cheer and enjoy the savings that will be generated but do keep in mind to invest wisely and secure your future.

Budget 2010-2011 on 26th feb 2010

All are awaiting the budget that will be announced on 26th feb 2010 and there will be a lot of its effects on the share market as well as the growth of the economy.

Lets us wait and watch what effects will it have on the whole and how will it be able to crub inflation and also increase the growth rate of the country

After a year of recession and going towards the growth path lets us see and watch how our finance mnister is able to maintain a balance so at to grow at a faster rate and also crub inflation .

A much awaited budget

G1 Google phone VS Iphone comparision

GI vs Iphone

Apple’s iphone and the G1 have a lot in common both are smart phones designed for users who want easier access to web than is offered by the current generation of blackberries. They share a lot of features – high resolution co lour display, motion sensors, support for GPS and Bluetooth 2.0, among others, buth there are real differences, which have been summarized as below.

G1 Google phone features and configuration
manafacture : HTC

Dimensions : 4.6*2.16*0.62” , 5.57 oz

Operating system : Android (open source)

Entry level price : $179 with 2 year contract

Voice and data : $70/mos for unlimited web, e-mail and text messaging

Network T-mobile : 3G in 21 markets

Screen : 3.2 inch touch sensitive

Text entry : slide-out QWERTY keybord

Device control : trackball and enter button, point and tap

Capacity : 1 GB memory card expandable to 8 GB

Battery : lithium ion removable

Talk time : 350 minutes 3 G 406 minutes 2G

Standby time : 402 hours 3G 319 hours 2G

Camera : 3.2 megapixel

Headphone jack : proprietary mini USB plug

Itunes support : DRM- Free only

DIGITAL COMPASS : Yes

Computer sync : No wireless only

Microsoft exchange : No

Installed base : 0


Iphone features and configuration

manafacture : Apple

Dimensions : 4.5*2.4*0.48”, 4.7oz

Operating system : Mac OS X (proprietary)

Entry level price : $ 199 with 2 year contract

Voice and data : $90/mos for unlimited web, e-mail and text messaging

Network T-mobile : AT &T: 3G in 200 markets

Screen : 3.5 inch multi touch

Text entry : onscreen virtual keybord

Device control : multi-touch point and tap

Capacity : 8 Gb or 16 GB not expandable

Battery : lithium ion non removable

Talk time : 300 minutes 3G 600 minutes 2G

Standby time : 300 hours

Camera : 2.0 megapixel

Headphone jack : standard headphone jack

Itunes support : DRM and DRM -free

DIGITAL COMPASS : No

Computer sync : Mac or pc

Microsoft exchange : Yes

Installed base : Approx 11 million units

IPhone’s rival is here :- GI Google phone

Here is the laydown of the GI Google phone launched on Tuesday

Five good things about GI

1] Capacitive touch screen: the GI has a capacitive touch screen just like the Iphone this means it is very responsive when you touch it

2] Easy to use Interface : the user interface is intuitive and dosent leave you wondering why did they do that : the layout is easy to understand

3] Having a keybord unlike the Iphone the Gi has a real physical keybord for typing out emails and messages