Tuesday, December 07, 2010

Mind blowing Jokes for the Month Smile please

JUST LAUGH

Student teacher Dimag Jokes

Teacher to Boy :- Ek taraf paisa hai aur Ek taraf dimag Kya Loge

Boy to Teacher ;- Paisa

Teacher to boy :- Galat agar mai hoti to mai dimag leti

Boy to teacher :- Jiske paas jo nahi he vo Wahi leta hai


Smart Thinking



Daag Ache he

Girl kisses a boy on his face and the boy gets marks of lipstick on his face

Girl says I am sorry u got a mark on your face

Boy says No problem Kuch acha karne se agar daag lag jaye to Daag Ache he



Sardar Jokes

Sardar :- tum baby ko kya pilati ho

Biwi :- doodh aur orange juice

Sardar :- oye galat bath tune kabhi bataya nahi orange juice kis side se aata hai


Sahyari for best college friends

Shayad phir wo milne ki taqdir mil jaye, jivan ke wo hansi pal mil jaye chal phir se baithe class ki wo last bench pe shayad wapas puraane dost mil jaye








Lover Jokes

Boy says to a Girl :- I love you

Girl saya :- meri chappal ka size pata hai kya

Boy says :- Oh ho Propose Kiya nahi ki gift mangna bhi suru …..


Jokes on CA


Ca ki wife : Ji, ye inflation kya he…?

CA : pehle tu 36-24-36 thi ab 42-40-48 he, ab tere paas pehle se zyada he fri bhi teri value kam hai Yehi Inflation hai


Teacher Jokes

Teacher :- What is a fine

Student :- fine is a tax for doing wrong

Teacher :- OK what is a Tax

Student :- a tax is a fine for doing right


Love jokes

What is 1+4+3

I+Love+You

I+Like+You

I+kiss+You

I+Miss +You


Wrong

1+4+3 = 8
Bosss maths pe dhyan romance pe nahi


Woman jokes

Man :- Sir my wife is missing

Postman :- yeh post office hai police station nahi

Man :- Oh sorry Sala khushi ke mare kaha jaau kuch samaj me nahi aaa raha




Marwadi Jokes

Marwadi donates blood to a marvadi and the arab gifts him a Mercedes

Again the marvadi donates blood to the same arab

But now the arab gives him a choclate :

WHY ????????

As now the arab has marwadi blood in him now



Stitching miscommunications

Pahle hath me lo phir muh me lo phir thuk lagao phir sidha karo phir hole me dalo



Uffffffffff :- Kitna mushkil he sui me dhaga dalna


Maths theory

A cute letter by a little kid who hates maths

Dear maths

Please grow up soon and try and solve your own problems as we have our own probleme
Don’t depend on others for solving your problems it is a bad habbit

Thanks

Word jokes

Mu aur gu me kya relation hai

Dirty mind

Russia me mu ko life bolte hai aur Africa me gu ko Khushi kehte hai

Hum dua karte hai ke aapke mu me hamesha gu rahe




Cuteness Jokes

Hight of cuteness : 1 baccha apne maa se pitne ke baad apne papa se kehta hai “ papa tumhari biwi se ab mera gusara nahi ho sakta , Muje ab meri biwi chaiye..